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{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}

{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do choirs keep buckets handy?","punchline":"So they can carry their tune","id":345}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did one plate say to the other plate?","punchline":"Dinner is on me!","id":161}

{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}

{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best time to go to the dentist?","punchline":"Tooth hurty.","id":10}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}

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